Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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