The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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