its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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