i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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