Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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