But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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