He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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