For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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