living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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