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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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