Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around. http://tfl.nu/2wok
  Replies (7) Good night (462) Bad night (848) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay http://tfl.nu/5gp7
  Replies (9) Good night (1281) Bad night (2516) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...

  (1-702): View more from Nevada

  ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday... (1-702): ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha http://tfl.nu/3d74
  Replies (19) Good night (2554) Bad night (425)
• Favorite

  (806): View more from Texas

  a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (806): a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work http://tfl.nu/5pwl
  Replies (19) Good night (806) Bad night (3996) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling http://tfl.nu/a6db
  Replies (11) Good night (6078) Bad night (517) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?! http://tfl.nu/r22y
  Replies (51) Good night (6640) Bad night (771) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap. http://tfl.nu/1yuw
  Replies (56) Good night (1004) Bad night (3152) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants http://tfl.nu/brg7
  Replies (48) Good night (5631) Bad night (962) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much. http://tfl.nu/97de
  Replies (22) Good night (3944) Bad night (674)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping. http://tfl.nu/p29z
  Replies (27) Good night (1135) Bad night (4433) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk http://tfl.nu/784w
  Replies (28) Good night (10056) Bad night (874) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it http://tfl.nu/c2d6
  Replies (10) Good night (2576) Bad night (739) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question. http://tfl.nu/us2j
  Replies (14) Good night (1714) Bad night (896) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick http://tfl.nu/smiy
  Replies (7) Good night (1682) Bad night (317)
• Favorite

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (803): If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time http://tfl.nu/10i6
  Replies (3) Good night (735) Bad night (156) Order T-Shirt

Randomize