why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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