I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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