well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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