your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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