Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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