where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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