I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm just crazy horny about you
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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