So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
PANTIES FOUND
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