dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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