ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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