i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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