Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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