I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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