..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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