Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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