We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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