I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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