I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Randomize
