he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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