is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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