yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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