Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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