is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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