what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
They are going to name an STD after you.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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