We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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