There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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