OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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