she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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I love having hate sex.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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