what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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