I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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