And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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