Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
