Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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