people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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