There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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