he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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