Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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