I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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