I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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