Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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