That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
