I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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