just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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