come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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