No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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