We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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