I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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