Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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