I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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